Thursday, October 28, 2004

Fancy but Fucky

Been through some of my friends blogs for some tips
on how to make my blog more sophisticated
and i really found some.

There was this blog where you click on the title, it brings
you to a page with bad sound a huge image files.
so i waited, it took me 3 min to load the damn thing...
by the way my internet connection is cool.
I was thinking what the fuck, that person must be
some computer geek trying to impress his/her friends

well I started reading the first post... it was bad
the person dont even know what he was saying...
stuff like "i had this dream, i dreamt that i was a ninja"
what the fuck is that... NINJA ?? what a gay ass dream.

so i continued reading...
i was hitting on the scroll button
it was only shit on the blog...
whole load of fresh baked crap out from his ass.
i cant continue reading it...
it was so bad that i feellt that i canoot sppell prrooperrly hanymoree

I feel that blogspot.com should do something
about shit being posted all over the place...
first it will help the person from embarrassing him/herself
secondly it will save us so much time, helping us to
good and entertaining blog. (like so)

well this goes out to you people out there, if you want fancy blogs.
do it with good content if not shove all the fancy stuff, way way up ur ass.
where it wont be able see light again.





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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Sex is Hero

It is now... 4:25am just watched "Sex is Zero"
the show started off with some gross scene
imagine this... a bowl of vodka, then i put my smoke in it
pee in it, wash my feet in it, spit in it, 1 bottle Gin and 1 bottle Sake.
nice concoction rite... now DRINK it.
man thats how the show started...
thats the only show that made me wanna puke...
The show was so comical that i teared (the only Korean show worth paying)
there where many scene that were dumb,
he was kick in the balls real hard
went to the hospital had a x-ray
doctors found out his balls went into him
another one, he fell off a building with an errection
he fell dick first and his dick became shorter
hahahaha....

most of the masturbating scene in the show (many masturbating scene)
it ended up real funny.
If you think that american pie was the ultimate show, watch this
it will beat it hands down.






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Starting this Blog

Someone asked me why i started this blog
after so many started their own...
Well this is the reason why...

(Today i was out with my friends Chris, Zac and Me
we saw this GAY couple making out
on the way up the escalator.
we were right behind them...
so my good friend Chris turn around and started kissing Zac.
Zac pushed Chris away, so Chris tripped and fell off
we were moving up to level6 from level5.
So it was a long way down, Chris hit 2 escalators on his way down.
and you can see his body twist in ways
you never expect your body to do so.
It was a bloody sight,
Chris's brains was all over Ronald Mac Donald.
you know... the bench outside Mac Donald's
and you can see his intestines slowly moving out his ass
like a Mr Softee machine doing it's thing.


so why i started a blog... THATS the reason.
to diss people with stupid blogs about their own puny lives






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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

My First....

My first blog... well this is kinda cool.
I created this so i can diss people off.
They say that i need an account to do that.
So i created one, well this is a list of people i would like to diss them.
Only have one now, would update the list soon.


THE LIST
www.ihateposers.blogspot.com - this is guy would like a nice candy cane up his ass.




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